Archive for May, 2009


How To Take Out The Trash
In the spirit of teaching my 10-yr-old girl cooperation, generosity, kindness, and love.... I make her help me take out the trash.   Sometimes we have a couple big blue cans
Sweet baby Jesus, that was not the dog’s Oreo.
Even though my dog is a pain in the friggin' asshole, (the actual hole part), I love him. I pat his head as I go by him. And then smell
‘piano-teacher-sexy’
My ten-yr-old girl has this sexy piano teacher.   I know, I'm asking 'why' also.  She is around 40 and single.  I get why you have to look good at all