We are remodeling again.  I love that we bought THIS house because “Hey, we could move in HERE WITHOUT remodeling!!”  

We are in phase II and yes, there is a phase III.  

Currently, there is a toilet in my back yard.  Just sitting there.

My contractor called to ask where the workers could use a commode w/o clomping through my house while Precious and I are eating breakfast.  

Hmmm… Who’s job should it be to figure that out…  

still thinking….

So, the solution is to take that lonely commode and place it in my garage on the floor next to a hole in the wall by some exposed plumbing.   BUT STILL IN THE GARAGE WHERE THERE IS NO PARTITION OR ANYTHING.  

Imagine the surprise of the guy who decided to use said toilet sitting down and then hearing my garage door start to open.  The panic!! The pinching!!

And me driving in to unload my trunk of all my SuperTarget goodies and just glancing to my left to see Edwardo unloading his bowels into this toilet THAT SITS ON THE FLOOR OF MY GARAGE WHERE THERE IS NO PARTITION OR ANYTHING.  

Let’s savor that visual.

“Hey, ‘Dwardo… S’up?”